Yep, it's that time again, when Pagan's all over the world are running around making love to everything in sight!It's a gorgeous time of year - a time for renewal, the conception of new plans, thoughts, ideas and a large dose of rumpy- pumpy!
Spring is here - do something new today, and if not then just read me next interview below.......
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O yes, lots of rumpy-pumpy! Spring takes it out of me, I can tell you!
There. I knew there was going to be a party ...
Stop with the rumpy-pumpy stuff. Do you know how hard it is to get a shag when you`re in a wheelchair?
LOL!!!!!!!!!1
John G, there is more than one way to, err, skin a cat (?). Celebration for Ostara can take many forms - how about some of that cauliflower, curry and black pudding combo - ugh, gonna be sick......
Yes, now is as good a time for a party as any. Off to make some interesting sounding cocktails......perhaps you could help?
Rumpy-pump juice
1 part gin, 2 parts gin and half a cup of gin. Serve with ice, slice, a comically carved carrot and top up with more gin as necessary. Cherry optional.
Oh, btw, can i have a gin?
Show me a minx that doesn't love a bit of rumpy-pumpy!
Blessed be!
Of course John, help yourself - olive?
Blessed be, DM.
It has come to my attention that the Merkans don't use the word 'rumpy-pumpy' - it is an Engle/Ozzy word. Perhaps I should use the more polite 'makin' out'?
It's snowing. So much for spring ... Pass the mother's ruin.
Mother was never ruined - she was just pissed.
Rumpy-pumpy today? Fantastic timing is all I can say. Grrrrrr.....
It happens at this time every year, V. Grab someone, anyone and get yerself some oinky-boinky, some slap n' tickle, some hoochie-coochie luurve.
You've got ages - the Season of the Bonk lasts until after May.
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