Well, it started at the beginning, as most blogs do, and suddenly I'm a year down the line. A whole year of bloggage!
I don't want to bore you with all the posts I looked through last night (351!!!) but just to say that the red trollop below elicited a massive number of hits for the poem Flirt......
....and this post sort of says it all......amazing that Skint even thought of publishing me after this!
load of late night night crap (May 06)
I thought I was droink but now I'm not so sure. Not sure I should be in here but evryone else is asleep so I thought I'd write a post with no subject and see what happens.. Hah!
Oh yes I was gong to talk about drunk, oh look up there it's droink, that's better. Oh fuckj.maybe this is bad idea diazapam and chardonnay, after a very scientific experiment don't mix, no they don't.
Oh no, not depression, I can hear you you know, wtf was that 'you you' business, no not depressed .I've got a virus in my shoulder- that makes sense then, you stupid twat.The witch doctor, him give me diazapam to relax shoulder, and I am relaxed....all over, so relaxed that i've just fallen up steps and giddled on the dorrstep for twenty minutes. Got pissed on account of being an exemplary practice during ofsted, should that be carpitals? Yes numpty.am not longer an exemplary of anything (ho jesus the italians have invaded). Yess, got pissed and whipped the awful cow with my acid tongue but after a boat race with baileys, my legs lost the will to live so I come home.
I 'm thinking about sausages which is stranger than starange cos I really don't eat meat. Well none from the kebab shop anyway because you never know whats in them do you. What kind of animal comes in a roll anyway - there's probably some wag out there that will tell me the answer to this problem but I'm off for a sausage now and will reap the rewards of my drug ccktail in the morning. Love evry single one of you utterluy and completely.
....just surprised you're still all here! Thanks.
(To celebrate my Blogday I asked some bloggers to take part in an interview. Below is my first tribute to one my fellow bloggers - heh)