Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Happy Blogday to, umm, well, me really!

Well, it started at the beginning, as most blogs do, and suddenly I'm a year down the line. A whole year of bloggage!
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I don't want to bore you with all the posts I looked through last night (351!!!) but just to say that the red trollop below elicited a massive number of hits for the poem Flirt......
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....and this post sort of says it all......amazing that Skint even thought of publishing me after this!

load of late night night crap (May 06)
I thought I was droink but now I'm not so sure. Not sure I should be in here but evryone else is asleep so I thought I'd write a post with no subject and see what happens.. Hah!
Oh yes I was gong to talk about drunk, oh look up there it's droink, that's better. Oh fuckj.maybe this is bad idea diazapam and chardonnay, after a very scientific experiment don't mix, no they don't.
Oh no, not depression, I can hear you you know, wtf was that 'you you' business, no not depressed .I've got a virus in my shoulder- that makes sense then, you stupid twat.The witch doctor, him give me diazapam to relax shoulder, and I am relaxed....all over, so relaxed that i've just fallen up steps and giddled on the dorrstep for twenty minutes. Got pissed on account of being an exemplary practice during ofsted, should that be carpitals? Yes numpty.am not longer an exemplary of anything (ho jesus the italians have invaded). Yess, got pissed and whipped the awful cow with my acid tongue but after a boat race with baileys, my legs lost the will to live so I come home.
I 'm thinking about sausages which is stranger than starange cos I really don't eat meat. Well none from the kebab shop anyway because you never know whats in them do you. What kind of animal comes in a roll anyway - there's probably some wag out there that will tell me the answer to this problem but I'm off for a sausage now and will reap the rewards of my drug ccktail in the morning. Love evry single one of you utterluy and completely.


....just surprised you're still all here! Thanks.

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(To celebrate my Blogday I asked some bloggers to take part in an interview. Below is my first tribute to one my fellow bloggers - heh)

23 comments:

Jan said...

Happy Birthday. Always!

John said...

Frabjous, Minx. Just absolutely frabjous. It seems no time at all since you came into our lives,and like you've been here forever. Truly you are the "Incomparable Minx."

Canterbury Soul said...

More good years!

Matthew said...

You didn't interview me you beast.

Happy blogday!

Shameless said...

Happy blogday Minxy! :) We need more posts like the one above! :)

Minx said...

Thank you Jan and CS. You're new to this blog so I will be nice to you for exactly one week more.

Oh my God, Shameless, you've gone blonde! Or ochre, or maybe custard mustard.
The post above was a combination of prescription drugs and wine (I had a weird virus in me shoulder, okay!). Someone mailed me at the time and said it was the best thing I'd ever written!

'Incomparable',John? Wettin' me knickers here! I think Frank Wilson keeps getting me mixed up with someone else.
I am frabjous - but not first thing in the morning.

Matthew - shut up, or the police will shoot you - properly.

Marie said...

Congratulations! Nice to have known you over the past year. It'll be my 1 year old blogday next month.

I see that I didn't get an interview, either. Nevermind, I won't hold it against you!

Verilion said...

What does Frabjous mean? Happy blog again. I told Shameless I preferred the pink, but he seems to be sticking with the yellow for now.

Confucious Trevaskis said...

Who are you...........?

Matthew said...

That was mean.

Minx said...

It's all right Matthew, don't be upset on my account. Confucious lives in the same house - he knows who washes his socks. Or are you worried about the imminent arrival of the rozzers?

Minx said...

'Frabjous' Verilion? Why twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe.

"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.


Callooh, callay - its me beamish bloggyday!

john.g. said...

Congratulations, Minx, look forward to the next bloggyday!!

Roberta said...

A year, eh? Good for you! I'm only months into it and it's flakey at that...

Susan Abraham said...

Happy Blog Birthday, Minx.
And the very best to all of the rest.

L>T said...

One year only? wow! You've got the blogging thing down pat.

Yeah, I've found those drunk&stoned posts to be some of my most popular, too. Who would of thunk it?

Saaleha said...

Happy Blogday Minx. Here's to many, many more. Good that you had a party for yourself and the blog. We all need to celebrate by ourselves sometimes.

Debi said...

Party? Did someone say party?

John said...

I definitely heard the word party...

Minx said...

The rules of the party state that the host has to be somewhere else and I'm not. I'm here. I think i'm here. I was here a minute ago.

Debi said...

Rules? There's rules?

The Moon Topples said...

Happy Bloggiversary, Minxie. Sorry I missed all the fun.

Minx said...

You dint miss nuffin MT, it all starts here!