Dear Mum and Dad,
it's been nearly ten years since you both hopped off this mortal coil.
I know I wasn't always a conventional daughter, shunning the marriage/house/children order of things in favour of doing it my own way, but you adored the Feckers.
Todd is now 19 and Dale is 16, and if you have a computer in the next world I just thought you might like to print off this picture because we love it.
I know it looks as if Big Fecker is punching Small Fecker in the head, he probably was, but I just wanted you to know that we're doing slightly better than just a conventional okay!
Love and light