Silly on Saturday

Fancy a new name for the day? Just follow the instructions....

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup

d = gadget e = crusty f = greasy

g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim

j = stinky k = flunky l = bootie

m = pinky n = zippy o = goober

p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy

s = snotty t = tootie u = d orkey

v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper

y = dinky z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple b = toilet c = giggle

d = burger e = girdle f = barf

g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie

j = monkey k = potty l = liver

m = banana n = rhino o = bubble

p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard

s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken

v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu

y = gorilla z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head b = mouth c = face

d = nose e = tush f = breath

g = pants h = shorts i = lips

j = honker k = butt l = brain

m = tushie n = biscuits o = hiney

p = chunks q = toes r = buns

s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles

v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck

y = brains z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
William Jefferson Clinton is Bootie Liverbiscuits and Gordon Brown is Loopy Gizzardsquirt.

Have fun
Love and light
from
Tootie Bubblefanny.
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