Good Thomas is a genius. He suggests googling "minx needs" - obviously you put your own name in when you do it.
This is the best therapy I've come across in years, and it's free!
Minx needs to evolve (I am)
Minx needs restoration (this is true)
Minx needs the assistance of Bruce Willis (I do?)
Minx needs a little extra (of course)
Minx needs taming (grrrr)
Minx needs some gentle TLC (aww)
Minx needs more boobs and murder (well really)
Minx needs some new shoes (yes I do)
Not content with what I need, I then googled
Minx gets caught on radar (oops)
Minx gets spookey (all the time)
Minx gets bored (frequently)
Minx gets Dickensian (I think not)
Minx gets a dollar (miser)
Minx gets the paternity test result (what?)
Minx gets better (better than what?)
Minx gets some new shoes!! (got 'em)
This is a memy-taggy thing but there is no law. Do as you will.