I got a bit fed up with all these bloggers getting lovely interviews, so I nipped over to the BBC yesterday and secured myself a spot with the best!
Here's the transcript......
P - Well Minx, I must say that you are looking decidely gorgeous today.
M- Thank you Mr Paxman, one makes an effort.
P - So, can you explain what a blog is?
M - It's a kind of virtual arena, I suppose, populated by some truly weird people that I am now more than happy to call friends
P -Tell us about your blog, what sort of things do you write?
M - Umm, well, rubbish really, but it seems to go down okay. Every now and again I do a sensible post but I don't think they believe me
P - How did you get into this blogging then?
M - The crotchet wasn't working out for me Paxy, I started reading a few well-known blogs, surfed about a bit, pushed the button and have been there ever since
P - I have heard of your love of buttons
M - What can I say, they are there to be pushed
P - Can I just say that you really are looking wonderful today
M - You can, and you can say it as often as you want
P - Now, this commenting lark Minx, do you enjoy this part of blogging?
M - Oh yes. Nip in, plant the bomb, nip out and duck from the backlash
P - Have you upset anyone? We have followed some of your bombs with interest.
M - No, not really. They read the blog and realise that I'm just a bit of a ditz, all title and no content you know
P - You certainly don't look like a ditz today. That particular shade of purple brings out the gleam in your eye
M - Pax...
P - Okay, sorry, do you have a favourite blog?
M - That is fighting talk Mr Paxman, there would be big trouble if I didn't mention the whole linky lot of them.
P - Blood?
M - Copious
P - Okay then, we haven't seen much of your poetry lately, are you still writing those eloquent words of yours?
M - Oh Pax, you old flatterer, I got the email you sent about my last effort
P - Ahh, yes, 'Annie get your drawers on, the vicar's at the door' - a classic.
M - You might like to know that I have written one especially for you
P - I'm afraid that might have to wait Minxy babe, time's up and we really do need to talk about this rather fertile imagination of yours
M - We do?
(no animals were hurt in the making of this interview)