(This is for Maxine, who believes herself to be too old for a Viggo! Read to the end...)
The Geography of a woman
Between 18 and 20, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
Between 21 and 30, a woman is like England - well developed and open to trade, especially with a country with money.
Between 31 and 35, she is like India - very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own allure.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France - gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, she is like Yugoslavia - lost the war, haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction now needed.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Russia - very wide with un-patrolled borders. The frigid climate keeps people away.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past, but alas no future.
After 70, women become Afganistan - almost everyone knows where it is but no one wants to go there.
The Geography of a man
Between 15 and 70 a man is like America - ruled by a dick!