Thursday, July 13, 2006
Description of product:-
A bargain priced, man-sized Big Fecker!!
Appearance - Large hairy type, pierced eyebrow, scruffy head with a wicked pair of eyes.
Sex - definitely male and already displaying the immature traits of his sire.
Hormone status - raging
Habits - nocturnal but has been know to rise mid-afternoon to answer the call of a wave.
Beerpig status - still maturing, practises frequently
Hair gel consumption - high
Phone card - high
Water use - low
Food intake - sporadic and poorly timed
A BF comes with free accessories:- unmade bed, 90% of all household coffee cups, aromatic washing that hasn't seen the light of day for six months.
Add-ons - This model comes with 'The Big Fecker Social Club' - attachments of varying styles who make themselves at home anywhere and are also able to sleep on anything.
Extras include:- The Big Fecker Maintenance Kit
Barbeque tongs (for sock fishing)
Odour eliminator spray
BUY NOW - and receive another identical model in three years time!!