Friday, June 09, 2006
A friend sent me an email yesterday.
'Try this,' she said, 'it worked for me and I've been trying to find inner peace for years. Aparently Dr Phil recommends that you finish all those things that you have started.
So I looked around the house and found all those things that I have started and never finished. Before I left for work I finished off a bottle of chianti that I had left the night before. Then I finished the merlot and then the bottle of Kahlua that we had opened at the party last Saturday. After that I finished the remainder of a packet of prozac and the half eaten cheesecake. Then I finished the bottle of Baileys, a packets of Doritos and the box of chocolates.
Fuck, do I feel peaceful!!'
Please pass this on to anyone who you feel is stuggling to find their inner peace, it works!