I am a one blog woman but if you continue to piss me off like this then I'm going to pack my bag and leave you for one of those nice typepad thingies.
You are a lying git, intent on ruining my carefully laid evening plans and cutting me off from my own fucking comments!!
Bet you can't even publish this post, go on I dare you, it's taken me four hours just to get in here...bastard!!
5 comments:
Dear Ms Minx,
We are very sorry to hear about the problems you have been experiencing with the blogoverse. However, we have to inform you that you seem to be missing the point. The technology has been specially designed to induce frustration, agitation and occasional (on a particularly good day) self-mutilation.
But I am sure you must also be aware that we have now created a need in you that must be satisfied. Did you honestly think there was any such thing as a no strings deal?
Bite the bullet, tear the hair and pay the price.
To the blog hit squad.
Dear Sergeant Alpero,
I admit it, I'm a user on a daily basis. Guess I was just sucked in my those magic 'free blog' words, and now I'm paying the price.
Can you tell me if blogger has counselling service as I seem to be just getting over one of those 'good' days. Failing that please could you set up a station for me to collect my blogadone.
Blogarfic!
Who eez zis Sergeant Alpero? I know not of whom you speak ...
Badass accent Alpero, you are demoted to a desk job!
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