In the interests of my aging body I am forced to turn my attention to umm, tightening up the things that have become a little loose of late. I am not fat but some areas could be described as 'lying comfortably' rather than 'perky' (my right knee, for instance).
So here's the problem -I am lazy, I abhor violent sport and I do not wish to sweat. I don't want to join a gym (they smell) and have no wish to run anywhere (so inelegant).
A friend suggested getting a Wii, but after some half hearted reserch I have found that it is most definitely dangerous and apart from the completely crap name just take a look at the injuries one can sustain......
...why is the woman with the purple golf ball eye smiling? She should have a bag over her head!
I am not into competitive sport or anything that involves missiles (balls etc). I might fight you over a chocolate biscuit, but if you want it that bad then you can have it.
I am also a witch and so therefore vain so please don't suggest anything like yoga, pilates or breathing exercises because I may end up like this poor soul...
...and those shoes are just horrible.
So please could we discuss some sort of 'lying down' exercise programme that requires little or no movement for a lazy writer with very toned fingers and a flat ass, or we could just sit around and have a few gins?