I think that should have been resolutions for 2008, but not being a very resolute character I think I'll go for the revolution. Funny how one letter can change the whole essence of a post - anyway, things to revolt about, or be revolting about in 2008....
I shall revolt about the things that are good for me. This includes exercise. I stumbled onto the shopping channels yesterday. There were orange skinned people doing strange things with nasty looking equipment. I revolt against this. Legs were made for walking and running away from tigers. I live in a modern world - running is unladylike and makes you sweat - ugh!
I shall set up a revolution against the word 'yes'. The word I am looking for is 'no, sorry, can't do that I haven't got enough time'. This includes the ongoing revolt against housework. Dishes will have to done by other members of the tribe and the Feckers will have to fashion small legs for their revolting socks in order to get them to the revolting linen basket.
I shall revolt about the empty spaces in my head. With a head like a sponge but a memory like, umm, that strainy thing with holes in it, I shall endeavour to remember to go to the dentist on the appointed day and not leave friends stranded in coffee shops.
I should be spending more time adding to novelish things so I should also lead a revolt against blogging. It won't work because I am a weak character. Maybe I should revolt about that as well.
Up the revolution for 2008!
pee ess - I am also revolting about my need for chocolate - I am sure I can live without it - hah!