Dear fellow bloggers,
you are a wise bunch so I am going to ask your advice.
I have an affliction and it is getting worse by the day.
I have noticed over the last couple of years that I grunt when I get out of bed (please note that this is a different kind of grunting that might take place before I get out of bed). I have ignored it so far but of late it is getting louder and longer. This is coupled with the realisation that I am also starting to make noises at other times of the day. These are not to be confused with 'talking at oneself' which I have done for years and am perfectly comfortable with. These noises are soft groans and grunt-like moans when bending down or getting out of a comfy chair.
I am 45 in January so please don't tell me it is my age. Everything is working, bending, moving normally and the last time I looked all me marbles were in place.
So, please help and don't try and fool me with gentle pats on the head to save my feelings - I want the truth!
If no one else is suffering from this then please ignore this request.