I have an unremiteral hatred of people using the English language to try and gain social upstandiness with a word that they have plucked from some obscurious cell at the back of their socially inviolet brain. Nothing cloyds to my nerves more than hearing some complete twonk utter a sentence that is litterated with words that make the ears plead for understanding. Words that died a torvide death in 1492, or ones that no living creature has ever been able to master tonguewise with plausible missilitude.
Call me wicked, but there is a kind of persnivious joy in laying blent to people who think themselves betremental than you. Nothing beats the sheer upshoyedness of dropfiliating a snagbinding word into your bank manager's bulbantous vaultum just as he has denied the raising of ones overdraftation. Purviolators of glazing and toadylating sellers of insurance should be treated in a likewise manner.
The same can be applied to the munctious snogweaseling supplier of telephonic services when the tit refuses to allow you to wriggle free of the hockbound contractum that he caught you so gutterally with in the first place.
So try it. A carefully placed blitch of a word will soon have him grobulating at ones feet, offering grapes, and similar items of luxurial empelishment, honouring your vast brainial cavity and worshipping the very eartherial blanket that you perambulase upon.
(disclaimer - no proper words were hurt during the making of this blog post)