Thanks, Scarlett. My 'love' of meme's is well documented, but here goes......
1. I am a storyteller.
In days of old when knights were, well, an organised bunch of hooligans really, their lord and master kept them all on the moral and spiritual path by employing a bard to sing and tell them stories. Through the ages this was how messages/lessons were passed on when the printed word was nothing more than a few religious words painstakingly copied by monks with bleeding fingers.
I am nothing more than a latter day teller of tales, a bardess, who can commit words to paper in some sort of order.
Therefore, I am a spinner of yarns
2. My second strength lies in my strong physique.
I have an uncanny ability to stay in one position for hours on end and have developed a bottom that could crack walnuts.
Therefore, I am a professional lazy cow.
3. I am crap at maths but I can see patterns in words.
I spend a lot of my time looking at the lovely words, stroking them, tweaking them, gently moving them around and making them into neat little lines.
Therefore, I am obsessed.
4. I can lie convincingly.
I would like to think that I can make you believe that I know what I'm talking about. Some would call it bullshit, but I prefer to think of it as embroidering the truth.
Therefore, I am a liar.
5. I don't live in the real world. I mostly carry some other world/place around in my head all day long. It is more real to me than anything else and there is really no point in talking to me because you really don't exist.
Therefore, I'm nuts.
I am supposed to tag, so I tag everyone in my blogroll, so there!