I mostly missed Beltane/May Day (the Gin Club didn't, see above) - it went by in a haze of prescription drugs, aided and abetted by the wonders of daytime TV. I have just been sorting out the calender for May. It is all looking a bit sad and it is another five weeks until the next sabbat. Oh poot.
Apart from being honoured by two bank holidays (whoopee for lazy bankers) there really isn't much going on apart from the odd birthday and Flora Day tomorrow, which is a local shindig that I will miss because I have to work.
I thought I would cheer myself up by having a special day this month just for me. I nearly decided on the 14th (Bowel Movement Monday maybe) but then I thought that it would be nice to have Worthless Wednesday on the 23rd. I have cancelled both of them in favour of Flat-on-yer-back Friday which will be held on the 11th.
In heavy discussions with the Gin girls earlier on, we have decided that much can be accomplished on yer back and have come up with a number of fun activities that require little or no movement. Sounds like hot-tub heaven to me.
So, help yourself. Grab a day, make it yours and mark it down on miserable May. Points awarded for originality.
pee ess - you can't have the 27th because it's Rising Cleavage Day in Prospididnick (a village near me) and I couldn't possibly miss that to attend your celebrations. So sorry.
So how is May shaping up?
8th - Poncy Dress Day in Helston/ Paris Hilton Does Porridge Day
10th - Don't give a shit Thursday
11th - Flat on yer back Friday
14th - L>t's Bowel Movement Monday
13th - Wholly Holey Holy Holiday or CS Day
15th - Turn the Page Tuesday (Verillion Day)
18th - Farmpost Friday
19th - Debi's Long-Winded Title Day
20th - Rat Infestation Sunday
21st - Roberta's - Mundane Mud Pie Day
23rd - Worthless Wednesday
25th - Flaw in my Sanity Friday (Nooy Day)
27th - Rising Cleavage day
28th - Tweede Pinksterdag (it says it on my calender okay)
29th - Mutley's Non-Existent Day
Ahhh, much better - things are definitely looking up for May.