I was going to write something incredibly intelligent tonight about writing, but have decided that I am feeling too self-obsessed to do much more than have a little grunt.
I DON'T LIKE IT.
Being incapacitated, that is. I am not often ill, rarely have diseases, fungal infections or missing limbs, and have not suffered the pox for years.
Woe, woe, woe is me. My spine has given up and left the building.
I am hoping that a cunning mixture of acupuncture and industrial strength drugs will get me vertical soon. In the meantime I am watching daytime TV and writing drug-induced drivel on blogs.
Please forgive me for I know not what I do!