1. I swear because....I like to use the English language effectively and creatively and it fills in the gaps when I have forgotten what I'm talking about.
2. I smoke because...I need time to breathe.
3. I drink lots of tea because....I need the exercise.
4. I am a vegetarian because....I am lazy (noodles take 3 minutes).
5. I am a witch because....black is very slimming, spell making makes you seem mysterious and I like dancing about without me drawers on.
6. I shave my legs because...then my bikini line knows where to stop
7. I eat chocolate because...it is essential for healthy hair, nails, skin, beautiful feet, smooth knees and sparkly eyes.
8. I drink because...I know it makes you happy to think that I now see you as a very attractive person.
9. I am happy because...miserable people piss me off and I don't want to be pissed off with meself because I am already pissed off with them.
10. I love to laugh because...I can
I tag.......every bugger I know.