Me-me's

I opened my mailbox this morning to find a mail screaming at me not to delete. It was from a friend who knows my loathing of memes. Hmmmm, well, yes, this one is more in my camp....

1. Which vegetable are you? ......Spinach, I get stuck in your teeth and embarass you in public
2. Which button would you press? ..... anyone with an 'on' switch, I love buttons!
3. Name an influential cheese.... Cornish Yarg, clears a room in 10 seconds.
4. Most recent disease......Asinus Spleemic Phlangitis - completely untreatable
5. Favourite bodypart..... the third eye/hands/ and other special bits!!
6. Animal totem.....tiger/cat/feline
7. Save one book from the fire.....One! Okay, Book of Souls
8. Fly or walk?..... I'm a Capricorn, I like to have my feet on the elements not above them
9. Favourite toy......Ummmmm, oh yes, I see, my smoothie maker.
10. Favourite sweet/candy.....gobstopper
11. Favourite pie....Snake and pygmy
12. Worst habit..... smouldering with intent (I smoke)
13. Best feature...... left eyebrow
14. What would be the last word you ever spoke.... really?
15. Tombstone/epitaph...... "I told you I was ill"