Well, it looks like I'm too late. But I'll have a go anyway:
"Cross your heart and phone a friend; preferrably Colin Dexter, Morse creator and crossword compiler extraordinaire, if he's at home; and get the answer to the bloody awful clue for 69 down. Then, the smile on their faces will be worth it."
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"No darling, we can't move, our breasts won't be pointed enough until dinner"
How about "Toast, with one pat of butter (x amount of) calories, tea, black, no calories. At this rate we'll be into the dresses by next week!"
"Anyone for tennis?"
"Big suspender"
"Well you can't complain now -- you did agree to come along when he offered to show you the blogosphere."
Painting their toenails was out of the question that day.
Girl on left to girl on right: "you know that one's definitely much bigger than the other"
I like Cailleach's second one!!
"You know, I'm really sorry, but I'm blanking on your name..."
1 -- "So that's an action point for you. Shall we move on to the next item on the agenda?"
2 -- "Breakfast at Tiffany's"
So what happens is that the girdle pushes all the flab down into your calves which you then cover with a newspaper.
"My goodness, Felicity, your maidservant's new vacuum cleaner really is powerful."
'Suzy, what's a word for a Greek island where Sappho ran a school for girls? Six letters.'
Thanks all, have mailed these on...creative lot aren't you!
Well, it looks like I'm too late. But I'll have a go anyway:
"Cross your heart and phone a friend; preferrably Colin Dexter, Morse creator and crossword compiler extraordinaire, if he's at home; and get the answer to the bloody awful clue for 69 down. Then, the smile on their faces will be worth it."
Not too late CFR, I mailed them as they came in, yours is in the post now!
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