Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Caption this!
















A friend sent me this and asked if I could caption it for a competition. Please help, I could only come up with one!

14 comments:

Minx said...

"No darling, we can't move, our breasts won't be pointed enough until dinner"

Susan said...

How about "Toast, with one pat of butter (x amount of) calories, tea, black, no calories. At this rate we'll be into the dresses by next week!"

SAND STORM said...

Girdles and Bras - The Marquis de Sade collection.

Maxine said...

"Anyone for tennis?"

"Big suspender"

"Well you can't complain now -- you did agree to come along when he offered to show you the blogosphere."

Cailleach said...

Painting their toenails was out of the question that day.

Girl on left to girl on right: "you know that one's definitely much bigger than the other"

Susan said...

I like Cailleach's second one!!

jta said...

"You know, I'm really sorry, but I'm blanking on your name..."

James Long said...

1 -- "So that's an action point for you. Shall we move on to the next item on the agenda?"

2 -- "Breakfast at Tiffany's"

Debi said...

So what happens is that the girdle pushes all the flab down into your calves which you then cover with a newspaper.

pundy said...

"My goodness, Felicity, your maidservant's new vacuum cleaner really is powerful."

Lee said...

'Suzy, what's a word for a Greek island where Sappho ran a school for girls? Six letters.'

Minx said...

Thanks all, have mailed these on...creative lot aren't you!

crimeficreader said...

Well, it looks like I'm too late. But I'll have a go anyway:

"Cross your heart and phone a friend; preferrably Colin Dexter, Morse creator and crossword compiler extraordinaire, if he's at home; and get the answer to the bloody awful clue for 69 down. Then, the smile on their faces will be worth it."

Minx said...

Not too late CFR, I mailed them as they came in, yours is in the post now!