Saturday, June 24, 2006

All in the valley of death, rode the six hundred














Thanks guys, more than you could know!

7 comments:

jta said...

Minx...

pundy said...

Hey, that's me right at the back, slightly out of focus as usual.

skint writer said...

No Bill, you're the one in the front at the vanguard :)

Minx said...

And Captain Pundy said....

"Forward the Light Brigade!"
"Charge for the guns" he said
"But who's that porker at the back?"
"He'll surely end up dead"

pundy said...

Captain Pundy, that's good. If I'd been born a little earlier I could have been in Dad's Army.

Private Godfrey, I hope, the guy with the weak bladder who, in real life, was actually a playwright.

Minx said...

Okay, let's see if you've got the right credentials for Private Godfrey and his weak bladder....

A lonely man goes to the pet shop to buy an unusual pet. The pet shop owner suggests a millipede so the guy buys one and takes it home in a little box.
Pleased with his new pet the man bends down near the box and whispers

"Do you fancy going down to Franks for a beer?"

No answer, how rude.

A bit later he bends down near the box again and says a bit louder

"Do you fancy going down to Franks for beer?"

Still no answer

An hour later the guy is getting really annoyed. What a useless pet.
He bends down really close to the box and says loudly

"DO YOU FANCY GOING OUT FOR A BEER OR WHAT?"

In a tiny voice the millipede says...

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wait for it

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it's really worth waiting for


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here it comes


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"Okay, keep your hair on, I heard you the first time, I'm just getting my f*****g shoes on!"

Debi said...

Words fail me! You already know about my dodgy pelvic floor muscles ...