50 (useless) bits of information!

1. I love sleepy kisses
2. I hate eye bogeys
3. I loathe parsnips
4. and prunes
5. but I love food
6. I hate walking for no reason
7. I love walking on the beach in winter
8. I could buy shoes every day of the year
9. I would like to read more crap
10. I would like to really understand poetry
11. I love Cornwall because we're so cut off
12. I hate Cornwall because we're so cut off
13. I love the smell of petrol
14. I hate tights
15. and I hate my legs in them even more
16. I can't stand rudeness
17. I like swearing and do it once an hour
18. I love the sea
19. I love swimming
20. I hate being on the sea
21. I wish we were born without toenails
22. I hate cold hands and hot heads
23. I wait until my burnt toast is cold before buttering
24. I like being cuddled even if I'm not upset
25. I like fire
26. I hate fireworks
27. I lust after baldies
28. I love the smell of wet earth
29. I hate the smell of wet dog
30. I adore chocolate
31. I hate babies knees
32. I wish I was braver about spiders
33. I think I could kill someone who harmed my family
34. I want the truth
35. but I can lie like a snake
36. I can spend two hours in the bath
37. I hate plucking anything
38. I drink too much on Sundays
39. and not enough on Saturdays
40. I have to drink to do the ironing
41. I love the MD (Main Driver)
42. and the Feckers
43. and the cat and the dog
44. I'm partial to the postman
45. I like my comfy bed attire
46. I adore my pointy boots
47. I can't live without tea
48. I can't live without a pen and book
49. I hate writing
50. I love writing