Inner Demon - gettin' deep down and dirrrty!

Julia Buckley's Deep Down and Dirty Meme

1. Biggest fear: popping me clogs before I've finished giving you the gossip about..........

2. Most meglomanical ambition: ... You should be able to get your nails done on the national health. Politicians should be rounded up and herded over a cliff and anyone who uses the word 'celebrity' should be disemboweled - publicly.

3. When you’re talking to your boss, you’re usually thinking about: ...the need for serious scaffolding when you get to a certain age, the advantages of investing in large knickers and the relief that I don't have the burden of THAT hair.

4. Most disgusting habit: ...smokin', swearin' and spittin' - sometimes even together.

5. Criteria for judging other people: ...Please me, or depart.

6. How do you measure up? -- How rude! I would rather eat pins than disclose this information.

7. What do you think when you see a fat person eating fast food?: ...Oh look. There is a McPlump person, who has been eating McFattening food. They might like to go on a McDiet and eat McLess food because then there would no money going into the McSupersize bank of McFucking McBurgertwats.

8. How about when you see thin person smoking?: --Umm, err, well, that's probably me, so we'll say no more about it!

9. When you meet someone of the same gender who’s more attractive than you, inside you think: ...Dig her eyes out with a spoon, pour wax in her hair, shave her eyebrows off and then let's see who is the fairest of them all!

10. When you meet someone of the opposite gender who’s less attractive than you, inside you think: ...Oh yurk, fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!

11. The last lie you told was: ...9 & 10, oh and 1 and maybe 2, 6, 5, not forgetting 7 and all the others - compulsive liar, me!

12. Tell us about the time you read someone’s diary/hacked into their emails/went through their stuff: ... I do this all the time. Are you telling me it's wrong?

13. You know that person who you’re secretly jealous of - and there’s a part of you, that you can’t quite suppress, that wishes they would, just for once, get to taste a bit of your luck? .Tell us what you hate about them – go on let it all out: ...I don't do jealousy - it is a waste of energy and I have already disposed of any unwanted hangers-on!

14. The most expensive thing you’ve ever stolen was: Nicking things of value is not fun. Once ate a £2.50 Toblerone bar in a very expensive hotel room, and replaced it for an identical one that cost 35p. You have no idea how good that chocolate tasted!!

15. Even though all this is true, you’re still a really good person because…I love everyone, even the small, ugly ones. I adore little fluffy things and only ever eat one at a time. I would also like world peas.

Thanks Atyllah - how I love a meme!

Tag yourself, if you wish - a bit of truth never hurt anyone!