"Mildred, I said pose provocatively. Now hold your head up - you look like a dork"
I was just wondering who`d knicked our legs, some b*stards had them!
"No, Petal, seriously, that really does look like a cat coming our way!""Oh, bloody ha ha, Bruce! You are soooooo melodramatic!""Um, Petal, darling, I think it's a clever one, crawling along on its side!""Really, you'll be the death of me, Bruce!"
'What are you lookin at, then...?Nuthin...Well, quit lookin at me like that, then!'
No Vivian, I don't think he's "that" hung.
Oh jeez, we're not back to scrotes again are we, Roberta?
Gotny more of them mushrooms, Evy?
First Bird. I am sure thats Boris Johnson looking at us.Second Bird No itsot - its Hazel Blears!
But of course, Dear Minx. Scrotes make the world go round! :)
"I still say they've hung it upside-down!"
"What's it going to be then, eh?""Now for the other veshch, Bog help us all."('mis' quoted?)
"Are they red ones?""No, it's those ferkin Merkan's"
That's a glass door you silly cow!
"Nope, even this way up it looks like a disaster.""Bloody women, always so fussy."
lol, you guys are great. Since me bag of wit has vanished, I'll say:Minx: Don't even think it. I don't date dorks.Debi: Aww, minx, he's not all bad. a new toupee would fix him up in a jiff...And he looks almost handsome when you turn your head like this.
Eh? How did I get in here??? (That was the real me speaking - not Saaleha's caption.)Caption - I thought you said stork, not dork ...or ... you bastard! You've superglued my ear to my shoulder!
Owl Yoga - they are owls aren't they? duh.
After swimming the rare "Swimit Owls" show the age old remedy for getting water out of your ears. Stand on one leg, tip head, hop up and down.
Hello Steve, nice to read you again!
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