Imagine the things you could do with nails like that - and the colour is quite delicious.Compared to those killers, mine look like a baby's, all pink and harmless. Oh dear. I just don't cut it - no pun intended.
Perhaps a soft apricot --- or a muted taupe. Red is fne, it covers the blood..but if in a court of law, I'd go wth a soft pink. I'm just sayin'...
Not at all.Grow them longer, Minx!hee-hee
Gosh, those look just like Granny Were's as full moon starts to approach!
This is the trouble. I don't do taupe, beige, or even soft baby pink.Thinking of the damage they could inflict on others is bad enough but I am more worried about the damage I could do to myself. You could take a brain out with those babies.Susan, you're a minx!
I can imagine the female vampire in my novel with nails like that.They look good Minx, but won't they get in the way of you signing all those books at Waterstones? Come to think of it, can you type with those? How will you blog? How will you write?
i can but dream of ever having nails like that...
You don't need to dream Sian. The dawn of the Nailbar allows such fantasies to come true.Typing Marie? Who cares? Totally gorgeous, totally impractical but sooooo sexy!
Minx I have to agree with you and say that as one who is unable to get from one side of the room to another without bumping into something, knocking something over, tripping on something, getting caught in something, accidentally poking myself with something... you get the drift (for instance just now when the phone started ringing I knocked over my tray) the dangers of nails like that are unlimited.
Think we have scared off all the men. Shot off out of me site metre quicker than you can say 'oh sorry, did that hurt?'.
Ah, well, there's the rub...
PS Do you by any chance play the harp?
The bit where the nail meets the finger looks kind of worrying. It reminds me of a piece of the male anatomy with another piece missing. Sexy? Depends on your particular fetish I guess.
I hope you have a computer that takes dictation, Minx.
Very sexy.I quite fancy them myself.Cx
The harp jta? No that would be played by the servant who takes dictation!Sharon I am now seriously worried about you! We need to talk...
Does Confy know he's going to be called for toilet duty? Wiping your own arse is going to be strictly off limits with these ...
No worries Debi, just found out how much they cost - thinking I'll just have one or two now!
Are those real?!@?
And maybe some cat's eye glasses...
Who needs glasses when you have a tail?
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