Thursday, June 15, 2006
I quite like pink though!
Never mind the super hero stuff, bollocks to which romantic heroine I might be! The truth of the matter is that deep down somewhere inside there is in fact a girly girl aching to be let out.
I am an enigma of controversy
I love shoes but I hate shopping
I love soft words but I swear like a trooper
I love perfume but I smoke like a train (when I'm writing)
I love skirts but I hate having a wax
I love romance but I hate soppy women
I love being the only woman in my house but I hate doing all the girly jobs
I love to be wooed but you can stick your woo up your ass if I think you're a slimeball
I am therefore, Audrey Hepburn with a moustache!