Never mind the super hero stuff, bollocks to which romantic heroine I might be! The truth of the matter is that deep down somewhere inside there is in fact a girly girl aching to be let out.
I am an enigma of controversy
I love shoes but I hate shopping
I love soft words but I swear like a trooper
I love perfume but I smoke like a train (when I'm writing)
I love skirts but I hate having a wax
I love romance but I hate soppy women
I love being the only woman in my house but I hate doing all the girly jobs
I love to be wooed but you can stick your woo up your ass if I think you're a slimeball
I am therefore, Audrey Hepburn with a moustache!
8 comments:
You are indeed an enigma, or an enigminx ;)
Love it, Minx! Your level of creativity is really a rare find. I can't tell you how much I enjoyed "Audrey Hepburn with a moustache".
My daughter has that picture, in pink, on her bedroom wall.
Minx, you already know I'm a slimeball but please tell me you don't really have a moustache. Lie if you have to - there are certain illusions I have to cling to to keep me afloat.
Yes Pundy dear, all a filament of my imaginaton. Not a hair anywhere, not a one! I'm a gorgeous moustacheless Minx!
Better now?
Whew...
An enigma, or an enigma variation?
See, funny!
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