Oh dear, I've been invaded!
All night long my blog has been awash with seekers of the mythical 'Mistress Minx' - I am, apparently, now a sex site offering a virtual 'Blogflog' - ( have I just made up a new concept? Hmmm.......could be a possibility!!).
So, I must learn from this and not include words such as Mistress, Madame, Minx, sex, whipping or submission in my Blog Posts (did that last one have any conotations do you think?).
The MD handed me a little black book from the Independent yesterday called 'The Indypedia' (Part 1, A-K) - 'looks like one of your lists' he said. And yes, here are some I liked:
WWW......World Wide Wait
MS-DOS.....Microsoft's Defective Operating System
WINDOWS....Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
ISDN......It Still Does Nothing
AOL......America Off Line
MSN......Massive Spamming Network
APPLE.....Arrogance Produces Profit Losing Entity
CD-ROM.......Consumer Device Rendered Obsolete in Months
IBM......I Blame Microsoft
PENTIUM.......Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
MICROSOFT......Most Intelligent Customers Realise Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
It also had a list of 'best dressed women' so I added a bit to this one.....
1. Kate Moss......a fashion stick
2. Scarlett Johansson.....an acting stick
3.Sienna Miller.....Jude's (ex?) stick
4. Gwen Stefani...an unusual stick
5. Nicole Kidman.....an unreasonably tall stick
6 Angelina Jolie.....a very lucky stick (grrr)
7. Kirsten Dunst....a pretty stick
8. Jennifer Aniston.... an 'I lost my stick to the lucky stick' stick
9. Keira Knightly.....a wannabe stick
10. Victoria Beckham.....a twig in Versace
Ther's also a list of 'Awareness Days' and I'm signing up for these:
Loud Tie Week .....Jan/Feb
Spam Appreciation Week...Mar
Talk like a Pirate Day....Sept
Sleep-in day (only a day?) ....Oct
World Toilet Day.....Nov
I will give Novel Writing Month a miss in Nov as I think I more than cover this one and beside who thought that one up, a month, I ask you!
This week's Indypedia book starts with Aardvarks (apparently there's four in the UK) and finishes with Knives - 'Knives handed in during the last national knife amnesty in 1995: 40,000' - just had a mental picture of housewives all over the land hand in the cheese knife and that strangely shaped one that came in a set and no one knows what to do with it. Can't wait for the next installment.
But whilst you're waiting pop over to Concepts for a buntiful World to learn about your inner Fae (fairy). I'm a rather ugly Dark Elf with a mean pair of black, pointy ears